Epic Spell Wars of the Battle Wizards: ANNIHILAGEDDON 2 LATE PLEDGES

MEGA KILLS — ESW: PANIC AT THE PLEASURE PALACE
almost 3 years ago – Wed, Jul 21, 2021 at 12:31:19 PM

Stretch Goal 22-24: “Don’t Be a Fucking Crybaby” Contracts, Extra Champion & Familiar, 50 Baggies
almost 3 years ago – Wed, Jul 21, 2021 at 10:51:43 AM

OK, HERE IT IS! This is a big stretch goal… an entire OTHER “thing” for free! It’s a totally legal and totally binding contract to insure you can enforce the “Don’t Be a Fucking Crybaby” rule with your friends. WHEN will this contract be most useful? You guessed it: when playing ANY of the Epic Spell Wars games! A full tablet of 25 contracts! Plus a PDF so you can print as many as you like (just send me a dollar every time you print one out).

If your group is anything like mine, you DON’T need a contract, but just in case, it's always good to have LEGAL RECOURSE! When my group plays, it’s INTENSE table talk, everyone doing their best to convince the other players that they “aren’t WINNING.” I mean, “NO, seriously, fucking attack him—he has ALL the Legendaries!” This stretch goal unlocks for the Wicked Warlock Tier and above at $245k.

XTRA CHEESE, hold the please! Oh shit… the demon on the bag has come to play! That’s right: Token Sak, the weed-smokin’ cheese demon, and his Familiar... The Munchies! Ben Stoll, our lead designer on the game, reminded me that this Familiar actually breaks our rule, since we don’t usually have “new components” called out on the mechanics of the card. This one unlocks at $255k.

Little baggies for your little babies! Listen, this wasn’t my idea; you can thank your fellow Kickstarter backer Minnesotian666! Turns out I CAN buy more of those little adhesive baggies. As a matter of fact, I can just GIVE you like 50 of them for your oversized Champions! That’s right: If you pledge at the Wicked Warlock Tier or above, check under your chair cuz YOU’RE getting 50 baggies… and YOU’RE getting 50 baggies! (I was being Oprah.)  This stretch goal unlocks at $265k.

MEGA KILLS — ESW: Melee at Murdershroom Marsh
almost 3 years ago – Mon, Jul 19, 2021 at 10:50:24 PM

If You Gotta Go… GO/MART!
almost 3 years ago – Sun, Jul 18, 2021 at 07:06:18 AM

Best Treasure: Vol. 2
almost 3 years ago – Fri, Jul 16, 2021 at 11:27:17 AM