Stretch Goals 19-21: Gang Bangers Alternate DICE, Guest Artist Alexis Ziritt, Extra Champion and Familiar
almost 3 years ago
– Thu, Jul 15, 2021 at 06:35:12 PM
Look: It’s super-cool, themed dice! Wow, nice and black with shiny gold printing… mmm, BALLER! Plus one side of each die is giving you the finger! I’m pretty sure you don’t have many sets of dice with this much ATTITUDE. I mean MAYBE—and this is a big MAYBE—your other dice are like, “Look at my edgy skull side… I’m so edgy” (read that last part in a high pitchy nerd voice for optimal effect). But these dice have SPRAY-PAINTED numbers and, check it out, the fucking SPRAY PAINT CAN is right on there. WOW, pretty cool.
I was gonna say the regular version of the game will have lame dice, BUT there IS NO regular version of the game, just this Kickstarter one. So those dice in the picture on the main page will actually never exist. Whoa, trippy. These dice unlock at $215k.
The final artist in our lineup of “guest artists”—last, but certainly NOT least—is Alexis Ziritt! OK, get ready for your head to explode. 3, 2, 1… click this shit: http://www.aziritt.com/
Am I right or what!?! Alexis’s bio is short but powerful:
“Alexis Ziritt is originally from Venezuela but has lived in Florida for the past decade. He's been published in Complex Magazine, Heavy Metal, BOOM! Studios and Dark Horse Comics among others. His kung fu is strong.”
Alex has done a ton of creative work for some amazing games and comics, and we are very lucky to have him take a crack at Epic Spell Wars of the Battle Wizards! He is another artist I could see working with on an entire board game, the whole thing in his style! This stretch goal unlocks at $225k.
OK, if you’re seeing this stretch goal, that means I decided to do the update all about the appearances of President Asshole. I am sure I covered my feelings about that piece of shit in that update (this may be hitting before that update, so SPOILER… ), but I felt it was important to immortalize some of this creep’s gross, super-fucking-creepy offspring. You know, just because your father is a mountain-sized turd, it doesn’t mean you have to be. Sure, there’s that whole apple falling and tree thing but… MAN, one of these garbage people should be able to see the raw evil, right? This one unlocks at $235k.
